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    Disney Introduces Greedy, the Eighth Dwarf, to Celebrate Latest Price Increase at Theme Parks

    Disney Unveils New Attraction: “Journey of Water Inspired by Tropical Storms”

    Disney Ousts Characters and Attractions; Transforms Theme Parks into Giant Merch Outlets Following Business Consultant Advice

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    Moms Group Discovers Hidden ‘Wicked’ Message in Mickey Waffles: Disney’s Breakfast Conspiracy Unveiled

    Disney Forced to Raise Prices Due to Thinking of Bigger Number

    Disney Introduces Greedy, the Eighth Dwarf, to Celebrate Latest Price Increase at Theme Parks

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    Disney Cruise Line Unveils the “Disney Treasure” – A Magical Floating Fortress of Inescapable Family Bonding

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Disney Introduces Greedy, the Eighth Dwarf, to Celebrate Latest Price Increase at Theme Parks

Visitors to Disney’s iconic theme parks will feel less weight in their wallets these days, thanks to the newly announced...
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Walt Disney Co. Unveils ‘Baby Everything’ Campaign, Citing Baby Yoda Popularity

In a whimsical response to the astronomical popularity of Grogu (aka Baby Yoda), Walt Disney Company announced the introduction of...
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Disney Reveals Time Capsule to be Opened in Distant Future When Sequel Ideas Run Dry

Disney' unveils a new strategy for content continuity with 'The Vault 2.0', a time capsule promising a treasure trove of untapped narratives for future generations.
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Disney Unveils New Attraction: “Journey of Water Inspired by Tropical Storms”

Always one to capitalize on timely events, Disney announced a surprise twist to its anticipated EPCOT attraction, “Journey of Water...
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The ‘D’ Word: Family’s Casual Disney Trip Mention Turns BBQ into Advice Hotline

As fireworks light up the night sky, another explosive situation unfolded at a local Fourth of July BBQ, where one...
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Billion-Dollar Walt Disney Co. Launches GoFundMe to Keep Small-Scale, Unassuming Theme Parks Afloat

Facing an amusingly unlikely fiscal challenge, the Walt Disney Company has embarked on a public fundraising mission. Launching a GoFundMe campaign, the multibillion-dollar corporation aims to keep its 'modest' theme parks running.
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Disney Ousts Characters and Attractions; Transforms Theme Parks into Giant Merch Outlets Following Business Consultant Advice

In a move that’s set to revolutionize the theme park experience, the Walt Disney Company announced plans to restructure its...
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“Peter Pan Syndrome” No More: The Latest Move to Capitalize on Disney Obsessed Adults

In a daring attempt to tap into an untapped market of grown-ups who just won’t let go of their childhood...
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Monorail Driver Unable to Multitask Due to One-Track Mind

Walt Disney World Cast Member, Ethan Thomas, was recently fired from his position as a Monorail driver due to his...
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